CC – “My feet and back hurt after walking for THREE HOURS NON-STOP”
HPI – The prior evening this large and in charge honey went trick or treating with her son for “THREE WHOLE HOURS and WALKED THE WHOLE TIME”. By the look of her this was the most exercise she had gotten in years. I wasn’t surprised her feet hurt. By the look of her I also doubted all of that Halloween candy was for her son.
PE – One fat chick
Dx – A fat chick with sore feet
Tx – although weight loss would be the obvious answer to the problem the patient asked for Percocet.
Emergency Room visit and Percocet paid for by US taxpayers.